Gary will never forget. 

While Gary prepares for his birthday tomorrow (and fend off a stubborn fever) Gary has made a new acquaintance; Mr. Skittles a suitable replacement for Mr. Whiskers

In other news, Gary is now dealing with the consequences of ‘communal water bottles’. Curse Gary’s failing health. 

Mr. Skittles

Gary doesn’t know which beverage Gary is. 

Yep. That’s gotta be it! 

So, Shell is starting its ad campaign promoting its upcoming destruction of the arctic in search for more oil. Because they’re idiots, they decided to open their server to an ad contest to see who could come up with the best ad. Shell underestimated the internet, so here’s my six favorite Shell Ad Campaign Trolls.

Gary loves trolls <33 

Oh what fresh hell is this? I’ve been doing good so far. 

Trying to stay positive. Refusing to relapse, even if it gets bumpy.  

Your writing is dumb? 0_o

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It’s called low self esteem, doll face, and Gary thinks you have it! 

So don’t post, but buck up kiddo! 

jj-to-your-vinny:

garythefickleturtle:

jj-to-your-vinny:

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